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7 More Videogame Worlds It Would Seriously Suck To Live In
Sonic the Hedgehog
The world of Sonic is generally pretty terrible - everything is divided into insanely-dangerous, completely incongruous ‘zones’ - from lava-filled ruins to a world of enormous casinos to a place that’s just nothing but pollution. And odds are you’re going to be a tiny forest critter who’s subjected to one of two fates: either being locked in a capsule, waiting desperately for anyone to come by and press a button to release you (hopefully they come fast enough) or getting a sweet robot-body and inevitably having it destroyed by an out-of-control enormous hedgehog whose body is essentially covered in blades. You’re nothing but a pawn caught between groups of beings trying to collect super-gems that will give them Dragonball Z knockoff powers.
And while humans DID become part of the Sonic mythos later on (not including Dr. Robotnik, who was bizarrely the only human present for the first couple games in the series), life isn’t gonna be much better for you. In fact, there’s a pretty good chance you’ll be kissing anthropomorphic hedgehogs before you know it.

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7 More Videogame Worlds It Would Seriously Suck To Live In

Sonic the Hedgehog

The world of Sonic is generally pretty terrible - everything is divided into insanely-dangerous, completely incongruous ‘zones’ - from lava-filled ruins to a world of enormous casinos to a place that’s just nothing but pollution. And odds are you’re going to be a tiny forest critter who’s subjected to one of two fates: either being locked in a capsule, waiting desperately for anyone to come by and press a button to release you (hopefully they come fast enough) or getting a sweet robot-body and inevitably having it destroyed by an out-of-control enormous hedgehog whose body is essentially covered in blades. You’re nothing but a pawn caught between groups of beings trying to collect super-gems that will give them Dragonball Z knockoff powers.

And while humans DID become part of the Sonic mythos later on (not including Dr. Robotnik, who was bizarrely the only human present for the first couple games in the series), life isn’t gonna be much better for you. In fact, there’s a pretty good chance you’ll be kissing anthropomorphic hedgehogs before you know it.

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