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5 Crazy Fan Theories That Make Total Sense

One of the most memorable parts of the MILF-incest blockbuster Back to the Future trilogy is Marty McFly/Calvin Klein/Clint Eastwood’s discovery and use of a hoverboard - aka a skateboard that hovers. While not all technology has advanced quite so much (fax machines for firing employees?), teen transportation technology has clearly made leaps and bounds. And back when BttF Part 2 was released, science had 30 years to deliver on this promise. They haven’t. But whyyyyyy?
Because, dummy: time travel. When this movie was released, the skateboard had been around for 20 or so years (while the origins of the modern skateboard are a little fuzzy, most can agree that it was in the 60s that they really started being manufactured the way we know them today). When Marty’s in the 1950’s, some kids are using some very proto-skateboards that are essentially boxes with wheels. Marty knocks off all the box stuff until it’s just a lean-and-mean skateboard. So - Marty not only invented rock ‘n roll, but he invented the modern skateboard a solid decade before it would have been around.

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5 Crazy Fan Theories That Make Total Sense

One of the most memorable parts of the MILF-incest blockbuster Back to the Future trilogy is Marty McFly/Calvin Klein/Clint Eastwood’s discovery and use of a hoverboard - aka a skateboard that hovers. While not all technology has advanced quite so much (fax machines for firing employees?), teen transportation technology has clearly made leaps and bounds. And back when BttF Part 2 was released, science had 30 years to deliver on this promise. They haven’t. But whyyyyyy?

Because, dummy: time travel. When this movie was released, the skateboard had been around for 20 or so years (while the origins of the modern skateboard are a little fuzzy, most can agree that it was in the 60s that they really started being manufactured the way we know them today). When Marty’s in the 1950’s, some kids are using some very proto-skateboards that are essentially boxes with wheels. Marty knocks off all the box stuff until it’s just a lean-and-mean skateboard. So - Marty not only invented rock ‘n roll, but he invented the modern skateboard a solid decade before it would have been around.

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