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Toplist Results: The 15 Greatest Generation II Pokemon

15. Steelix
What’s the only thing more terrifying-looking than an enormous snake monster made of rocks? An enormous snake monster made of metal (it makes the “hard as steel snake monster” sexual innuendos work so much better than the “rock hard” ones too). And this floating sexual innuendo is one of the best Pokemon in the Gold/Silver generation - and (in a dream world where Pokemon were real) would likely be the most nightmare-inducing Pokemon ever.
14. Quilava
Quilava (really, the whole Cyndaquil evolutionary line) is one of the coolest-looking Pokemon in the series - fire is literally exploding out of its back in two places at all times. It’s so cool-looking that it’s the only middle-evolution to to make this top 15 list - probably because it’s one of the few middle-evolutions that doesn’t just look like an awkward, weird middle-ground between the adorable baby Pokemon and the badass final evolution form. Quilladin (the other “quil”-named Pokemon), we’re looking at you.
13. Heracross
Pokemon doubled-down on badass bugs in Generation 2, starting with Heracross - a blue beetle with some damn fine strength (and one hell of a Pokedex entry: “With its Herculean powers, it can easily throw around an object that is 100 times its own weight,” which means it can lift and toss literally any Pokemon). And to top it all off, it’s the only Bug/Fighting-type Pokemon,  making it great against Dark type Pokemon. Welcome to every exterminator’s nightmare.

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Toplist Results: The 15 Greatest Generation II Pokemon

15. Steelix

What’s the only thing more terrifying-looking than an enormous snake monster made of rocks? An enormous snake monster made of metal (it makes the “hard as steel snake monster” sexual innuendos work so much better than the “rock hard” ones too). And this floating sexual innuendo is one of the best Pokemon in the Gold/Silver generation - and (in a dream world where Pokemon were real) would likely be the most nightmare-inducing Pokemon ever.

14. Quilava

Quilava (really, the whole Cyndaquil evolutionary line) is one of the coolest-looking Pokemon in the series - fire is literally exploding out of its back in two places at all times. It’s so cool-looking that it’s the only middle-evolution to to make this top 15 list - probably because it’s one of the few middle-evolutions that doesn’t just look like an awkward, weird middle-ground between the adorable baby Pokemon and the badass final evolution form. Quilladin (the other “quil”-named Pokemon), we’re looking at you.

13. Heracross

Pokemon doubled-down on badass bugs in Generation 2, starting with Heracross - a blue beetle with some damn fine strength (and one hell of a Pokedex entry: “With its Herculean powers, it can easily throw around an object that is 100 times its own weight,” which means it can lift and toss literally any Pokemon). And to top it all off, it’s the only Bug/Fighting-type Pokemon,  making it great against Dark type Pokemon. Welcome to every exterminator’s nightmare.

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