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5 Games That Actually Prove How Messed Up Kids Are

4. Drowning and Murdering Customers in Rollercoaster Tycoon
Running a successful amusement park requires a few things: some land, some cash, a little bit of moxy, and -PLEASE Mr. Bridgman stop picking up the customers with your magic tongs and dumping them in a pond to drown. Also, you really need to finish building the rollercoaster you’ve decided to call “THE EXECUTIONER.” Right now, it just launches 16 park-goers onto the cement at 95mph. And they have to pay $6.75 for that privilege. Also, every inch of this park is covered in vomit. Also, $20 to use the bathroom? That seems a little steep. This is not going to go over well with the investors. The ones you haven’t already drowned, that is.

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5 Games That Actually Prove How Messed Up Kids Are

4. Drowning and Murdering Customers in Rollercoaster Tycoon

Running a successful amusement park requires a few things: some land, some cash, a little bit of moxy, and -PLEASE Mr. Bridgman stop picking up the customers with your magic tongs and dumping them in a pond to drown. Also, you really need to finish building the rollercoaster you’ve decided to call “THE EXECUTIONER.” Right now, it just launches 16 park-goers onto the cement at 95mph. And they have to pay $6.75 for that privilege. Also, every inch of this park is covered in vomit. Also, $20 to use the bathroom? That seems a little steep. This is not going to go over well with the investors. The ones you haven’t already drowned, that is.

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