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The Dorklyst: The 13 Worst Escort Missions In Videogame History
This week saw the release of BioShock Infinite, a game that’s notable for many things, but mainly for essentially being one long escort mission that isn’t awful. In fact, the game tells you right away to not worry about your escort, and that she can take care of herself. After years of horrible escort missions where you have to protect incompetent bullet-magnets who would sleepwalk through the beaches of Normandy on D-Day, it’s hard to express what a joy this is. As a reminder of how well BioShock Infinite pulls this off, let’s take a look back at some of the not-so-good escort missions in videogame history.
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The Dorklyst: The 13 Worst Escort Missions In Videogame History

This week saw the release of BioShock Infinite, a game that’s notable for many things, but mainly for essentially being one long escort mission that isn’t awful. In fact, the game tells you right away to not worry about your escort, and that she can take care of herself. After years of horrible escort missions where you have to protect incompetent bullet-magnets who would sleepwalk through the beaches of Normandy on D-Day, it’s hard to express what a joy this is. As a reminder of how well BioShock Infinite pulls this off, let’s take a look back at some of the not-so-good escort missions in videogame history.

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